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"DRAW A CIRCLE, THAT'S THE EARTH~"

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

yesterdaysprint:

The News Journal, Wilmington, Delaware, September 2, 1950

orgyporgy:

The difference between ½ cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

Curious Zelda

teratomarty:

broken-seal:

wonderlace19:

catchymemes:

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https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods

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These live rent-free in my head.

the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

bebx:

lmao tumblr letting their users choose whether or not they want their likes to be public but then pulling a twitter 2.0 and showing your likes on your followers’ dashboards and specially saying who liked the posts in their new update, without the users’ consent or a way to turn it off, is actually pretty insane.

like how many times to we — the users — have to tell them we don’t want tumblr to be like any other social media platforms and that tumblr’s being different than twitter, instagram, tiktok is actually what makes us stay on this silly little site.

respectfully @staff you’re driving your users away. stop trying to “fix” things that are good and don’t need to be fixed. we want tumblr to be tumblr. we don’t want the site to be twitter or instagram 2.0

queruloustea:

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the hollow knight’s bossfight was so, so good at making me feel so, so bad

healdeals:

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Lord help me I am back on my bullshit!!!!!

wizard-laundry:

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i wonder what he’s looking at

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